Shrek SuperSlam (GBA/DS) - Gingerbread House
Goes too hard for a song in a GBA licensed platform fighter.
YouTubeGoes too hard for a song in a GBA licensed platform fighter.
YouTubeSurprisingly heavy for a game in which the core gameplay loop is
I'm pretty sure they were going for Megadeth on this one. I think this is by Aubrey Hodges (better known for Doom 64).
YouTubeSheep in the Big City mentioned
YouTubeLET'S PARTY, PUT THE BOOGIE IN YOUR BODY
YouTubeCrunchy compressed metal with septuple meter and time signature changes.
YouTubeI changed how the navigation works again. If a page goes blank on you, try refreshing! My Javascript work is a little janky.
Also, the OCs page got reworked!
The games blog is now live! There's still some LeBron text there, but soon enough there'll be real posts to replace it.
I go by Ruki online. The name is a shortened version of the Bomberman character Rukifellth's.
I speedrun video games from the early 2000s, but maybe not the ones you'd expect. Instead, I go for GBA racing games and Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2.
If a game lets me play as the boss character, I'm probably gonna do it. Bonus points if they're one of those horrible projectile spammers. And if I can't play as a boss, I'm gonna pick someone edgy or annoying.
Sometimes I make music.
Here are some random facts:
"They look like they should be punched." - Volv on several characters I love.
a 31 minute and 34 second speedrun of Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2
a chungus-sized delight: all Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2's challenges in 1:16:33
game glitches
gunpla
watercolor painting
music
the marquee tag
video games themed around extreme sports involving tricks performed while riding a wheeled vehicle
It took a while, but now all the pages can load the main content without loading the header and background again. This should make the site feel more zippy.
Pretty soon, I'm planning to make more page-specific themes.
Now I can tag things as spoilers and you can click them to see what they are. This news update was written in 2024.
I learned how to make the web fonts swap in after everything else is loaded, so I brought them back. The body text felt kinda hard to read with all the common fonts I tried. Now I can have those nice condensed headers, too.
Merry Christmas! Now you can see some of my OCs. I hope the names are edgy enough.
I've done some work to make this site lighter. Now two of the four pages in their entirety are smaller than the original background image GIF.
This included changing the way the background image works. Now it's just a PNG. I also removed the web fonts and switched everything to Arial Black and Verdana.
I also removed all the embedded YouTube videos.
I combined some pages to make the navigation bar smaller. This should make it nicer on mobile phones.
To keep the pages easy to navigate, I added tables of contents to every page.
I started a list of Yu-Gi-Oh cards I like on the TCG page.
I changed the filler text on the AC6 and TCG pages. Now instead of being about LeBron, they're about the page's topics.
Also, the shovelware's greatest hits page has more songs on it.
Added my mashups to the music page. Come on and slam!
Added a page listing some of my favorite games.
I might add more games or change the descriptions, but it's mostly there.
Posted a website.
The domain name comes from the European version of Bomberman World.
Another TekWar banger.
I've got half of city hall clamoring to send you back to cryo, and I'm half-tempted to do it
Send you back to cryo
Half-tempted to do it
Send you back to cryo
Half-tempted to do it
Do I need to remind you your body temperature is riding on this?
Do you wanna end up back in the ice box?
Do you expect me to justify your freedom?
If this weren't important you'd still be in cryo sleep
If the need weren't so great, I'd have you on the next flight back
I've got half of city hall clamoring to
Send you back to cryo
Half-tempted to do it
Send you back to cryo
Half-tempted to do it
Do I need to remind you your body temperature is riding on this?
This isn't some kind of game, people are dying out there
I'm not happy with your methods, but at least you got results
You even managed to bring him in
Without getting anyone killed
Keep this up
And I may be able to keep you out of the freezer
With Janus out of the picture
I can justify my decision to keep you thawed out
And as icing on the cake
Nobody was hurt
But don't plan on any vacations yet
We still haven't solved this case
Janus is out of commission
And we have a better idea of what's going on
I've got half of city hall clamoring to
Send you back to cryo
And I may be able to keep you out of the freezer
Send you back to cryo
Keep you out of the freezer
This isn't some kind of game, people are dying out there
Do I need to remind you your body temperature is riding on this?
A Halloween special for 2023. I had a lot of fun trying to find a way to fit the Altered Beast sample into a song. Inspired by only the finest in Castlevania entertainment.
Rise from your grave!
A song about the pinnacle of the pinnacle of entertainment software (William Shatner's Tekwar).
Here are some Tek realities
We're not the killers, they are
We're not the killers
We're not the killers
We're not the killers, they are
They are
Killers, killers, killers, they are
Killers, killers, killers, they are
Killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers
Killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers
Miyoshi Nakahara and her family disappeared while sailing a 40-foot wind cruiser around the world and are believed lost
Nicholi Petrovski suddenly left his lab, and has not been seen or heard from since
The connection could be the worst thing to hit this city since the quake of '22
We're not the killers, they are
We're the kill-killers
We're not the killers, they are
They are the kill-killers
We're not the killers, they are
We're the kill-killers
We're not the killers, they are
They are the kill-killers
The worst thing to hit this city (Marty Dollar)
The worst thing to hit this city (Dallas DiMarco)
The worst thing to hit this city (Carlyle Rossi) (they are)
The worst thing to hit this city (Conrad Lowell)
We're not the killers
Try to remember that
Marty Dollar's out of the way
Marty Dollar's out of the way
But, couldn't you've been a little more careful?
The body count keeps rising, and it's harder and harder to justify it
Tek dealing and cop killing is a bad mix
Get down there and show Lowell why
We're not the killers, they are
We're not the killers
We're not the killers
We're not the killers
Try to remember that
The worst thing to hit this city since the quake of '22
Killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers
Killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers
Killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers
Killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers, killers
We're not the killers
They are
Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later
Digi-Boy's theme from F-Zero GX, now with more Space Jam.
Perfect Dark's DataDyne investigation + The Way You Move by Outkast.
Space Jam + Milky from Bomberman Hero.
A mashup of the normal match theme from Pokemon TCG with Space Jam by the Quad City DJ's.
Favorite track:Sleep Drifter
A great psychedelic rock album with krautrock influence. Drummers Eric Moore and Michael Cavanaugh shine on tracks like Open Water and Anoxia. It's also the only rock album I've heard that features zurna parts, and I love it for that.
Favorite track:Surf's Up
Fantastic mix of the most beautiful harmonies you'll ever hear and some of the weirdest instrument choices. Rumor has it that Paul McCartney played the celery on Vega-Tables.
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Favorite track:The Caves of Altamira
I showed my friend The Caves of Altamira and he asked if they had other tracks that good. The best I could come up with was Night by Night, which is good and all, but it's not on that level. And that's not to mention Kid Charlemagne!
comin soon
Favorite track:Cinema
Four tracks of nostalgic pop with a twist.
comin soon
Favorite track:No Tengo Dinero
Italo disco duo Righeira's best work. Vamos a La Playa would be my favorite track on this album if it were the single version.
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Favorite track:Our Trinitone Blast
This album lives up to its name. It's so fuzzy sometimes that you can barely make out the lyrics. Good thing they say everything a few times in case you miss it.
comin soon
Favorite track:Tapir's Flown Away
The most energetic thing I've ever heard. The drumming is out of this world.
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Favorite track:Aquarian
Loud stoner metal with a lot of really groovy moments, especially when the tempo changes.
comin soon
Favorite track:Animals
All the lyrics on this album are unhinged in the best way. And it's full of catchy grooves.
comin soon
Favorite track:Beechwood Park
Beautiful psychedelic pop with a bit of darkness giving it some nice contrast.
comin soon
Finally, a BlazBlue with Izanami. They announced her on my birthday, even.
Sorry.
At least she's hard to play.
Hazama, Naoto, Susano'o, Hibiki, Tsubaki, Nu, Ragna, Jin, Kokonoe, Lambda, Nine, Rachel, Izayoi, Azrael, Tager, Litchi, Hakumen, Arakune, Amane, Relius, Terumi, Carl, Mu, Valkenhayn, Bang, Makoto, and Jubei are cool, too.
A fantastic arena FPS with an equally good soundtrack. It lets you zoop around just as much as you can in Quake 3, and then some. And the soundtrack's just as good, too.
It's been over 20 years and I still don't think HP2 PS2's hot pursuit mode has been beat. The other three releases aren't as good.
I guess it's kinda interesting that in 2002 a game could have two entirely different versions.
I've played a lot of BMX games, and this one does almost everything well. The only thing it's missing is landing sloppily. Maybe the controls are a little too easy and reliable compared to THPS, but it's a lot closer to where I'd want them to be.
PS2 version has two fewer levels. Xbox version plays multiple songs per run instead of looping them.
I'm good at this one too.
Now this is a fighting game with D R I P.
It's the kind of game where you can have a character crisis not because of gameplay, but because Chaos and Byakuya just look that cool.
You can play as a bowtie-wearing dweeb in a self-driving car. 10/10.
I made a Slam Jam of his theme.
The Only Game to Feature Sho Minazuki™️💯
Great feeling execution/reward balance. You can do normal -> command normal -> special and it's usually fine.
Newest KOF to feature Bao.
He doesn't have the classic 2001 infinite, but he can dab while he's erasing your health bar.
You know how sometimes you play a video game and the enemies are throwing fireballs and stuff, and you're thinking damn, I wish I could do that? Aria of Sorrow finally says "Sure, why not?"
Oh, and Soma's coat looks really cool.
But a word about my friend Gil, and what a genius he was because, when we were first up at the jukebox and we were punching in the Every Day Is Nights, alright? I'd punched in about seven, and then Gil says to me, "Hey, hey, hey wait. Before we drop in another Every Day Is Night. Let's put in one 'Drive Me Wild.'" And that is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven "Every Day Is Night"s in a row, suddenly, "Da-na-na-na da-na-na-na," and the sigh of relief has swept through the diner; people were ecstatic. It was like the liberation of France. You know, for years, scientists have wondered, can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Garoad's "Drive Me Wild"? And the answer is yes, you can, as long as it is preceded by seven "Every Day Is Night"s.
And on the other hand, when we went back. Holy shit. "Drive Me Wild" fades out. It's dead quiet: "Dun-duh-dun-dada-dun dun dun." People went fucking insane. No one could handle it.
Bomberman at his puzzle platforming peak. The first level of Green Garden is as perfect as it gets.
Fun character designs, too, with what feels like a lot of tokusatsu influence.
Akifumi Tada isn't a big name in game soundtracks like Jun Chikuma or Yasinori Mitsuda, but he did a fantastic job here.
Bomberman, now with some very big names. Did you know Yoshi-P directed the story? Did you know Mitsuda worked on the soundtrack?
PROTIP: to play this game on an emulator without control stick issues, try ares or simple64.
A great Tony Hawk game. It's for the sickos.
A great Tony Hawk game. It's less tailored towards sickos. Well, unless you play on Sick.
The US release is called Streets of Rage III, but you shouldn't play that version. They made all the enemies have too much health. I guess it means more time to enjoy the soundtrack.
Did you know that in Gen 1
The railgun is perfect.
It's all the jank of gen 1 Pokemon in a console multiplayer FPS. And there are a lot of cool-looking places in the levels, too.
The RC-P90 is almost as perfect as the Quake III railgun.
As good as Hot Pursuit 2, but instead of cops it has a very satisfying boost mechanic. I wish it had a hard mode but it's still pretty darn good, if a little too easy.
It's like Age of Empires, but you trade the satisfaction of bombard cannons and onagers for sick mythological creatures and god powers.
The grooviest game on the N64. It has a very enthusiastic announcer. Don't forget to check out the Australian version, HSV Adventure Racing!
Do you like radio chatter? Do you like ridiculous superweapons? Have I got a game for you!
FOX 2 BY VIPER 2
FOX 2 BY ANACONDA 1
I don't think the Doom games are known for making you stop and admire the scenery, but this one pulls it off. It might not hit the highs of classic Doom, but it stays far above the lows.
Did you know that the composer for a lot of Gravity Games Bike's music worked on this too?
Quite possibly the greatest game of a generation. The Citizen Kane of kart racers. Unsurpassed. Unmatched. Flawless. Makes Mario Kart look like M&M's Kart Racing in comparison. 6.2/10.
You can bind fire to scroll up and scroll down. The pistols have a very high firecap. Fun combo.
They managed to make this game fully 3D and still had room to fit Get Low and a couple other tracks in there. Sure, it's not the highest quality recording, but it's on a console where 32 MB was a big game.
This could move up if I ever get around to finishing it. But I'm in the endgame and I love the enemy designs, so there's that.
Inarguably one of the most innovative kart racers of the last decade. Survival and psychological horror elements. A true demonstration of genre-bending mastery. 4.2/10.
Yes, that's a comma and a period in the title. That's what it actually says on the copyright screen. Did you know the composer of Doom 64's soundtrack wrote a bunch of music for this?
This game actually beats Dave Mirra 2 in some areas!
CAPSTONE: THE PINNACLE OF GETTING LECTURED BY WILLIAM SHATNER
This game lets you play as the boss characters. One of them has an attack that's fully invincible with by far the biggest hitbox in the game. He also gets a projectile that isn't throwing an item.
He only has one move that's safe on hit. On HIT!
The main character's crouching jab combos into itself. It's an infinite in the corner. The charge's characters specials don't work on P2 side.
The only game to feature Aeon Castlevania.
I don't play Yu-Gi-Oh anymore. But the card designs are cool enough that I still kinda keep up with the game. So I'll divide this into cards I've used and cards I think are neat.
Some of these belong to archetypes. I like the other members too but I'm focusing on individual favorites.
These are loosely ordered by how cool I think they are. Unless I wanted certain cards next to each other.
Very cool asymmetrical design. An effect that makes it hard to get rid of. And it's super imposing. What's not to love?
Rainbows and grays make a good combo. Also, Apoqliphort is a dangerous sounding word.
The absolute sickest, most metal thing I've seen on a trading card. Part man, part dragon, all edge.
They really found a good answer to the question "How can you possibly make an undead dragon cooler?"
Wow! Cool jester!
I love his checkered patterns and mask.
✅ Imposing
✅ Evil lockdown effect
✅ Summons help
It's like it was made for me.
"Unaffected by other cards' effects."
Also, it's black and purple.
Reminds me of vacuum tube amplifiers, but rainbowy. Also, the effect sounds annoying in a fun way. And move stealing is cool.
Golden lion standing atop a glowing sphere. And if that's not already cool enough, it comes with a non-standard win condition.
Big electric dragon. I remember when I saw Twin-Headed Thunder Dragon in a list of card codes in a cheat book. I thought it'd be awesome, so it was really disappointing when I saw the real thing. This is more like what I wanted.
Classic boss monster. It can wipe the field for the low low cost of 1,000 life points.
I like golden armor. And the glowing eyes.
It's the subject of everyone's favorite filler arc! And it's cool and green!
Old-school control card from before I knew how to play beyond unga bunga Axe of Despair. Also, it's a cool golden bird. I think I asked for a few Flaming Eternity boosters because it kinda looks like Ra.
Awesome but impractical, except it's not that awesome. If you had enough control of the duel to bring this out, you had enough control to win without it.
I like ramp effects. I wish this had the crazy anime 10% per turn boost, but at least I can make a "And now, Castle of Dark Illusions will pump up Pumpking's attack!" pun up to four times in a row.
Another ramp effect, kinda! I remember this being super scary in the anime. But I guess with anime Orichalcos it's a lot harder to get the Harpie Ladies off the field.
Those cowards at Konami won't give us Blue-Eyes Ultimate Shining Dragon because they know it could never match this one. There's no card that's ever been so mid while being so cool.
A whole five thousand attack points! And cool elemental heads.
A whole five thousand attack points! And cooler elemental heads.
A whole ten thousand attack points, half the time!
A whole thirty-five thousand attack points! Well, in the movie. It can hit 6,500 for one turn in the TCG :/
A whole hundred thousand attack points, half the time!
Top picks first. The rest are ordered by release year.
It's time to stall with my dragon and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum.
Probably the most usable of the many goofy boss monsters I've run. At least it's easy to get to the field.
Very, very cool dragon. It wipes the opponent's field. And it summons one of several other cool dragons when it wins a battle. And it's got protection. It really does feel like a final boss, and I love that.
Too bad it only has 4,000 attack points...
Big evil boss monster. The Shaddolls are cool, and she's the leader of the bunch.
The pinnacle of UNGA. The easiest equip spell to harness.
The pinnacle of BUNGA. Requires slightly more thought than Axe of Despair, but it can get you even bigger boosts.
The pinnacle of UNGA BUNGA. Combine with either of the above spells for a nice boost of at least 1,800 attack points.
This funny 200 attack point bird knows how to win duels and lose friends.
The Coolest Dragon
It probably wasn't as special in 2012, let alone now, but the way this let you put at least two cards on the field in one turn was very satisfying. And you can dump a card from your hand to revive it onto the field. It's like the old Foolish Burial/Monster Reborn combo except less generic and more legal.
Ironically, this thing has a dishonest effect.
Noticing a trend? I like to drag the pace of the game down.
I remember when this was limited. Blackwings sure did help me in those DS games.
Aslla piscu and Ccapac Apu were my favorites because they seemed to play the best. Chacu Challhua had that fun burn effect, though. And Uru is an edgy spider. Wiraqocha Rasca is the coolest looking but plays the worst. Cusillu exists. Maybe it's more like "Every Earthbound Immortal except one."
Self-explanatory at this point. I mainly used the ones that remove a monster from the extra deck, plus Blue-Eyes. Malefic Rainbow Dragon looks cool but I'm not gonna run a card that wants me using Crystal Beasts. And Malefic Red-Eyes is a bit short on attack.
Wow! Cool robot!
More attack than Z-ARC.
I think it's happened twice that a friend has played a Photon deck against me and I've thought "I should do that." Then it didn't last for very long.
This futuristic dragon comes with a bunch of glowing red lines and can attack several times in a row.
It's a big dangerous dragon. Also, it's purple and has cool orby bits.
Quite possibly the newest card I've played. White and red mecha. Hits like a truck, especially with help from Mathmech Multiplication.
Reptilianne - cool snakes with field control
Predaplant - used by ARC-V's cool fusion duelist
Cloudian - mostly because I remember getting stalled by them in one of the WC games
Dogmatika - evil light vibes
Vampire - they're vampires
Generaider - raid bosses
Drytron - light space machines
Dark World - cool, edgy, available in old-school games
Invoked - stylish summoners with big magic circles
Gishki - ritual summoners!
Noah's art was created using this Picrew.
Basil, Cerbera, Makia, Alcor, and Alain arts are all by Rei. She also designed the latter two.
The art of the unnamed Mawile trainer and Kaeru is by Mayrune. She designed the former and helped a lot with Kaeru (especially his face).
Design: created with this Picrew
Art: created with this Picrew
A psychic type gym leader with a Wobbuffet
(>﹏<)7
He has a cool hat!
Noah can be very perceptive, and his gym battles are designed to remind trainers that brute force isn't always the answer. He has a tricky fighting style relying on predictions and controlling the pace of battle.
Likes: Making the right prediction, long battles, rainy days
Dislikes: Hot weather
Favorite food: Ice cream
Noah's favorite Pokemon, much to Makia's chagrin, is a clumsy Wobbuffet. Being the Psychic-type leader from Citrine Town, he also has a number of other Psychic-type Pokemon freely wandering around his house. Having enough space for that is a perk of being a gym leader, he says.
In his gym battles, he's known to lead with a Lunatone.
Though, there are a few old photos of him with a Solrock...
His hair is pink on top with a thin line of purple on the bottom.
He's more of a gremlin than his outfit suggests.
Design: Ruki (some elements inspired by this Picrew)
Art: Rei
A dark type trainer with a nasty attitude and a nastier team. Yes, it's countering yours on purpose.
He has a cool hat too!
Likes: Gloomy weather, ending a battle quickly, scarves, his Pokemon
Dislikes: Noah, gym leaders, people messing up his name, Noah's Wobbuffet, loud construction work, department stores, losing, battles that take too long, Noah's hat (it's too similar to his), tomatoes, hot weather, riding public transit, nicknames, bicycles, Zubats
Favorite food: Salad with leafy greens and apples
Travels: Volcarona, Umbreon, Absol, and counters for his opponent :)
Casual: he is not capable of battling casually
Named after a genus of moths.
His post-Picrew design features an athletic coat with a texture that's both shiny and fuzzy.
He likes to show off by pinning gym badges to his hat.
Design: Ruki
Art: Rei
Fun-loving, confident, and sociable - he's everything Makia isn't. No wonder they hate each other's guts.
No cool hat here!
Oh, and did I mention he's just the worst?
If you want to see him in color, there's this post on my Tumblr blog. I loved Rei's caption too much and had to use her art here.
Main: Aerodactyl
Design: Mayrune & Ruki
Art: Mayrune
Kaeru's a condescending, arrogant type who's happy to ridicule heroes and allies alike. Stormy weather tends to follow him, which meshes with his battle strategy.
His name is derived from Boris's song Huge, which opens with loops of voices in opposite channels saying "Subete ni" and "Kaeru." And Kaeru-kun is their very cute stuffed froggy mascot.
Design: Mayrune
Art: Mayrune
To quote Mayrune, he's type to say "Hey, don't take this pers onally. It's just business." before siccing his Mega Mawile on you.
She came up with his design and a lot of his personality based on the vibes I wanted.
He's also a bit theatrical and says stuff like "Exit stage right" and "Au revoir!"
Design: Ruki
Art: Rei
A metallic gremlin. Floofy-haired. Named after a fast car.
I wonder why his glasses are nonagon-shaped?
His design started with the hairstyle. Its two streaks are based on bronze and copper.
I wanted him to be as floofy-haired and soft as possible. It's a fun contrast to his scary side.
Design: Rei
Art: Rei
Edgy, but he likes baking bread. Named after a hard-to-see star.
The jacket is a really important part of his look. He wants to look intimidating.
Design: Rei
Art: Rei
Smug punchable jerk. Fights using a lance. Surprisingly not named after any of three Alains in the French jazz-funk group Cortex.
The collar on his outfit's bottom layer has the a "VII" on it.
It's not in this art, but he has a cursed gauntlet.
He wears heels to make himself very slightly taller than Alcor. And uses a lance to counter him. Guess I've been a sucker for countering rivals even before the Pokemon OCs were made.